Valentine’s Day Red Flags vs. Green Flags: A Hilarious Guide to Gifting

Valentine's Day Red Flags and Green Flags
Valentine’s Day—an emotional rollercoaster of romance, expectations, and potential gift-giving disasters. Are you smoothly sailing through, or are you about to crash into a relationship iceberg? Don’t worry, lovebirds! We’ve got your back with a lighthearted guide to Valentine’s Day gifting, packed with humor and genuinely helpful advice.

🚩 Red Flag #1: The "I Forgot It Was Valentine’s Day" Gift

Valentine's Day Red Flags vs. Green Flags: A Hilarious Guide to Gifting

Cue the panic purchase: gas station flowers, a last-minute generic box of chocolates, or worse, nothing at all. These gifts scream, “Oops, totally slipped my mind!” Relationship experts agree—lack of effort sends a clear message: You’re not as special as you should be.

🟢 Green Flag

Valentine's Day Red Flags vs. Green Flags: A Hilarious Guide to Gifting

Thoughtful, planned-out gifts—no need to break the bank. Even a handwritten love letter, their favorite coffee blend, or a playlist of songs that remind you of them can mean the world.

🚩 Red Flag #2: The "Too Much, Too Soon" Gift

Valentine's Day Red Flags vs. Green Flags: A Hilarious Guide to Gifting
A surprise weekend getaway after just three dates? A diamond bracelet before making it official? Yikes! Over-the-top gestures can come across as love bombing—a manipulation tactic disguised as affection.

🟢 Green Flag

Valentine's Day Red Flags vs. Green Flags: A Hilarious Guide to Gifting

Keep it genuine and aligned with your relationship stage. A cozy movie night, a cute book with a heartfelt note, or tickets to a future date-night event all say “I love you” without the pressure.

🚩 Red Flag #3: The "It's All About Me" Gift

If your partner opens a gift and looks confused (Why did they get me golf clubs when I don’t play?), you’ve entered self-indulgent territory. Gifts should celebrate their interests, not yours.

🟢 Green Flag

Valentine's Day Red Flags vs. Green Flags: A Hilarious Guide to Gifting

Choose something they truly love—a spa day, a book by their favorite author, or a DIY coupon for a stress-free day where they call the shots.

🚩 Red Flag #4: The "Rude to the Service Staff" Date

Valentine's Day Red Flags vs. Green Flags: A Hilarious Guide to Gifting

Not technically a gift, but a major relationship red flag! If your date is rude to the restaurant staff or delivery driver, it’s a clear sign of entitlement. No one wants a Valentine who lacks basic kindness.

🟢 Green Flag

Treat everyone with respect! Kindness is one of the most attractive qualities a person can have.

You Nailed the Gift… Now, Don’t Mess Up the Delivery!

Avoiding red-flag gifts? Great! But how you deliver the gift matters too. Here’s where EasyParcel comes in to save the day (and your relationship!).

On-Demand Delivery

Forgot to send your gift in advance? No stress! EasyParcel’s on-demand delivery ensures your surprise arrives on time, even if you cut it close.

Real-Time Tracking

Nothing kills romance like a missing gift. EasyParcel lets you track your parcel in real-time, so you (and your Valentine) can actually anticipate its arrival. Book now!

Next Day Delivery

Need next-day delivery? Book with EasyParcel and uParcel, and your gift will arrive on the next day. Click here to check what courier available for next day delivery.

How to Send a Green Flag Valentine’s Gift with EasyParcel

  1. Sign up for a FREE EasyParcel account.
  2. Select “On-Demand Delivery.”
  3. Enter pick-up and drop-off locations (you can even add up to 10 drop-offs!).
  4. Choose your preferred vehicle and delivery time.
  5. Pay securely with EasyParcel credits.
  6. Track your delivery in real-time.

This Valentine’s Day, avoid the red flags and embrace the green! A little thought, a touch of humor, and EasyParcel’s hassle-free delivery will ensure your love story unfolds smoothly. ❤️

🚨 Campaign Spotlight 🚨
Raya Warm-Up: Top Up and Get Duit Raya Total Worth S$24,444

Top Up to Get Duit Raya Total Worth S$24,444!

Perform top-ups from special deals and you’ll get to earn extra free credit up to S$1,444! The higher the package you top up, the more the Duit Raya you will receive!

Campaign period: 1st February 2025 to 28th February 2025

Share Your Ideas With Us!

We’re always looking to improve, and your feedback is key to making that happen.
Have a feature in mind that could enhance your experience with EasyParcel? Let us know!

×